A Day in the Life of an AUC-NUC Student Picture Book (maybe this'll get me free tuition!)
Gotta start the day with some java--okay who are we kidding? I don't drink coffee--I drink chai lattes--way more sophisticated sounding and better tasting! Whose with me on that?
When you arrive at school you'll be personally greeted, that is if you come to the 7th floor...the best floor by far.

Then maybe you'll play a bit of pool with the pros

And then of course, because you're a good student, you'll take some time out to attend classes and do some reading cause there's lots of it!

And finally, after a long stressfull day of school, don't forget to stop and smell the roses!

And since it's impossible for this to get any cheesier, I'm gonna say adios and actually do some of that reading. Please feed Garfunkle on your way out. Thanks!